We’ve all gone on trips that sucked – it rained the whole two weeks you were in Hawaii; everyone caught the Norwalk virus on your cruise; you got food poisoning followed by a bad cold and then twisted your ankle in Myanmar. (Actually, our Myanmar trip was fabulous, but that’s not the point…)
Hopefully, you’ve not been physically dragged off an airplane due to an overbooked flight. (Oh, wait. Maybe that wouldn’t be so terribly awful in the end. Because, hey, you could sue and possibly get big dollars in compensation!)
Our trip from hell?
Our rental car was stolen in Portugal while we were at the beach, enroute to our next hotel – with EVERYTHING in it. Because we didn’t want our stuff stolen while at the beach, we’d smartly left our suitcases, passports, airline tickets and ALL our money in the trunk of the locked car – now, gone. We had nothing on us but our skinny little bathing suits (this was a few years ago when we could wear skinny little bathing suits). We had to hitchhike barefoot to the local police station! (Thankfully the hotel we’d just checked out of took pity on us and let us stay there again until we recovered and replaced what we needed.)
Travel law – yes, these are real court cases of really bad trips
Anyway, to make you feel better, we’ve rounded up some travel law cases of trips that really sucked BIG time – they’re so bad, you can’t help but laugh. (Not at the misfortune the vacationers suffered, but at how life sometimes tosses you lemons so sour, what else can you do but laugh? Or in these cases, sue.)
The “wonderful” Swiss ski holiday that wasn’t
When Mr. Jarvis, a single English solicitor, booked his annual holiday to Switzerland back in 1969, he didn’t know he’d be the first person in legal history to get compensation for a disappointing holiday.
Poor guy. All he really wanted was the two-week ski holiday described in the brochure supplied by Swans Tours. His hotel was going to be “a most wonderful little resort”. There would be house parties with other English-speaking guests. Yodeler evenings. Ski rentals. And nice Swiss cakes for afternoon tea.
Instead, he was the only guest stuck in a hotel where the owner couldn’t speak English. The yodeler was a workman who came in, yodeled four times, and left. He got stubby skis instead of full-length skis, his boots rubbed, and his feet got sore. And the only cakes for tea were dry little nut cakes.
He returned to England very distressed indeed, and sued.
The English Court of Appeal decided the glowing statements in the brochure were promises that Swans Tours had broken. Swans Tours was ordered to pay Mr. Jarvis twice the cost of the full travel package. He got more than just a mere refund – he received additional compensation for his distress and frustration caused by Swans Tours’ breach of contract.
Sleepless on a round-the-world cruise
Mr. and Mrs. Milner, who were retired, booked a three-month, around-the-world maiden voyage on a luxury cruise ship. They would be in a lovely stateroom – located midship. (They were seasoned cruisers, and believed that a mid-ship cabin would be the least rocky in poor weather). Mrs. Milner spent a lot of time and money choosing and buying 21 gowns for the formal dinners onboard.
The cruise was going to be the “experience of a lifetime.”
As the judge remarked, “… that is what they got, but not in the way they had bargained for.”
The problem was the ship hit stormy weather, and the floor plates in Mr. and Mrs. Milner’s cabin flexed and vibrated.
They made “bangs which were sequential and intermittent; the sort of bang that once you have heard it, you cannot really settle down after it because you never know whether another one will be coming afterwards,” said Mr. Milner. They couldn’t sleep for two nights. Mrs. Milner’s chest problems and asthma worsened because of lack of sleep.
They were given an inside cabin lower down to sleep in, but it wasn’t as cushy as their own stateroom, which they used during the day and where they left their clothes.
At night, the Milners had to walk down the ship’s corridors in their dressing gowns to sleep in the inside cabin decks below.
“We feel like gypsies moving about,” Mr. Milner wrote in his diary. They were then given a suite, but a few days later had to leave that and move back into their own stateroom again. And then their ship hit heavy seas again – and the banging and noise started up again.
Finally, after 28 days on the cruise, they got off in Honolulu.
The cruise line refunded the Milners the two-thirds part of the cruise they didn’t use.
But the Milners also sued for more. Their trip of a lifetime had been ruined. And Mrs. Milner was terribly upset that she didn’t get a chance to wear her beautiful gowns. As compensation for their distress, the Milners won 12,000 pounds (the equivalent of over $16,000 USD in today’s dollars).
Oops – hotel still under construction
The Snucins and others from the Toronto area took an “ill-fated holiday trip to the Dominican Republic.” When they arrived, they found their hotel still under construction. Their hotel rooms had no front doors, shutters were painted open, there was no hot water or electricity and little or no furniture, and concrete dust was everywhere.
That’s not all.
The swimming pool was also filthy. And construction noise started up at 6:30 am and continued until after lunch. (The beach was nice. Except the Snucins had to carry their valuables to the beach with them since they had no door to their room to lock – and then they could only go swimming one at a time so the other could look after the valuables.)
The Snucins won $2,700 CAD, which back in 1990 when this court case was decided, was worth quite a bit more than today. They also got some reimbursement of their legal fees.